Extreme Makeover: Me Edition.

It’s been said that a picture is worth a thousand words.

Below is a photo of me celebrating my friend Jovette’s birthday at The Abbey in Los Angeles during the summer of 2002, six months before I hit bottom and got sober.  In case you cannot tell, I am the (LITERALLY!) 110-pound mess of a twig on the left, ironically clad in a t-shirt bearing the phrase "I LOVE ME".

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I’ve used some cutting edge photographic technology to splice a close-up of me in 2002 with an image of what I might’ve ended up looking like in 20 years if I hadn’t gotten sober (and if I’d spent too much time in the sun while getting beaten by my no-good washed-up R&B singin’ husband).  Once again, in case it’s unclear, I am the one on the left, the one whose arm flows effortlessly into the chinchilla wrap on the right.

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Last but not least, here is me in August 2002 on the left, and me in January 2007 on the right.  I think the changes speak for themselves.

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What do you think, my two faithful readers (one of whom is Brett)?  Comments?

One Response to “Extreme Makeover: Me Edition.”

  1. Marlon Says:

    OMG!!! The resemblance to WH is uncanny. LOL

    You look so …. healthy now.

    Thank God.

    Nice guns too. I never noticed them before

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