Grade-A Canned Ham On V.D.

Yesterday was Valentine’s Day (or as I prefer to refer to it, V.D.).  After trudging through the snow and arriving at a rather empty office, I was treated to the following spam message in my inbox, which I thought I’d share with both of my faithful readers on the morning after.  May it begin to thaw the coldest cockles of your corazon as it did mine, only to leave you breathlessly hanging mid-swoon, forever never knowing how this potentially epic romance (or at the very least, this tentative ode’s second sentence) would’ve played out.  Happy Feb. 15!

—–Original Message—–
To: medc2la@aol.com
Subject: High-quality drugs for you.

Your eyes just seem to melt my heart

the feel of your hair almost stopped my

One Response to “Grade-A Canned Ham On V.D.”

  1. Brett Says:

    LOL-

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