That Bitch!
The e-mail message below - with its rather direct come-hither opening and its awkwardly incomplete bitchslap-n-run conclusion - greeted me this morning in my AOL inbox. If either of my two faithful readers knows this Jennifer Gervasio woman and/or has the moxie to send her an email on my behalf, please tell her that regardless of how many case [sic] she’s prepared by (?), in my estimation she’s even less than zero. Emailing strangers to tell them they’re nothing? Child, please. At least I know the difference between "your" and "you’re".
I’d email her myself, but I’m afraid my computer might catch an STD.
—–Original Message—–
To: medc2la@aol.com
Subject: He’s also observed
Hallo. How is it going? I am young female Jennifer Gervasio. Email me at ucmrp@mailmessagecenter.info only if you would like to see some of my pictures. It is clear that prepared by two case. Your zero
